The Joker
During the Great Depression, there was this man who walked into
a bar/poker room one day. He walked up to the bartender and said,
"Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks".
The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of
the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first". The
guy pulls out a huge wad of bills and sets them on the bar. Well,
the bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you
get all that money?", asked the bartender. "I'm a professional
gambler", replied the man. The bartender said, "There's
no such thing! I mean, your odds are 50-50 at best, right?".
"Well, I only bet on sure things" said the guy. "Like
what?" asked the bartender.
"Well, for example, I'll bet you $50 that I can bite my right
eye." The bartender thought about it. "OK". So, the
guy pulls out his false right eye and bites it. "Aw, you screwed
me", said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50. "I'll
give you another chance. I'll bet you another $50 that I can bite
my LEFT eye" said the stranger. The bartender thought again
and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean I watched
you walk in here. I'll take that bet". So, the guy pulls out
his false teeth and bites his left eye. "Aw, you screwed me
again". "That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll
just take a bottle of your best scotch in leiu of the $50",
said the man.
With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part
of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours
of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. The guy,
drunk as a skunk, said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last
chance. I'll bet you $500 that I can stand on this bar here on one
foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you
without spilling a drop".
The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even
stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "OK, you're on".
The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing
all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but
not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.
The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey
pal, you owe me $500!". The guy climbed down off the bar and
said, "That's OK. I just bet each of the guys in the poker
room $1000 each that I could piss all over you AND the bar and still
make you laugh!".
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