Poker Dealer Joke
In a 10-20 Hold'em game at the the local card room, a drunk was
begining to get out of hand. "Well that was one pussy pink river
card from you dealer!" he bellowed after missing a flush.
The dealer beheld the drunk gravely; "Sir, there is a young lady
at the table. If you don't control your language, you'll have to
leave." On the next hand, the drunk doesn't improve his set on the
flop and loses to a straight. "Jesus Christ! Why don't you just
light my fucking wallet on fire pinhead!" The dealer was absolutely
at his limit; "Sir, I'm telling you for the last time, there's a
young lady at the table! Control your language or you will be escorted
out of here!"
On the following hand, every player in the game wades into the
pot. There are raises and caps on every card. In the end, the drunk
sucks out an inside straight and wins the 10-20 pot of the month.
The drunk looks out over his pile of chips at the dealer and asks,
"Do you boys pool your tips together or keep them for yourselves?"
The dealer replies "All dealers here keep their own tips." The drunk
tosses two green chips at the dealer and says with a grin; "Well
have a Goddamn toke on me, motherfucker."
The dealer picks up the $50, turns to the young woman and says,
"Miss, I'm afraid you'll have to leave the table."
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