Omaha Poker Joke
What you do is get four cards. Doesn't matter much what they are
because nobody really looks at them anyway. Next, they put three
cards on the board. It doesn't matter what they are because nobody
really pays any attention to the flop either. Then one more card
for the turn and another one for the river. Same betting scenario
as before. Doesn't really matter much what they are, except, for
a few of the players that may have "cheated" and looked
at their hole cards. These players may now fold if they have absolutely
no outs. (Mostly bad sports.)
Now, at the showdown, everybody turns over their cards and helps
the dealer figure out who has the best hand. You MUST play two cards
out of your hand so this usually takes a while and and the winning
hand is usually found out after a little bit of searching by all
of the players and a partially confused dealer.
The dealer now pushes the pot to the wrong player and everybody
yells at him and he smiles glibly and says, "Oh yeah,,,sorry"
and then sends it in the right direction. Then, after all of that
excitement dies down, everybody lets out a collective sigh of relief
and gets ready to wind up and do it all over again. Fun game.
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